As a 15 year old girl, I should be having a wild social life, chasing every boy that passes by, and drinking till I don’t remember anything. I just don’t want to.
Ramxpage and I are an anomaly. While other girls have issues finding guys, we have issues getting rid of them. No joke. We also have issues picking winners, because, trust us, a lot of the guys we consider are… Well, we have a list actually, and maybe we’ll post that. For me, it seems the number one attraction involves him doing drugs, because I have never dated a guy without a drug, alcohol, or sex problem. Everyone has their problems, but my typical boyfriend just seems to have those. My friends look at me with those “What the hell are you thinking?” looks and I’m just like, you know what?
My taste in guys sucks. I usually end up in crappy relationships, and then I get my heart broken, and have a fight with my dad, because I won’t tell him what’s wrong. I just won’t talk to my dad about breakups, I don’t care how upset I am. It’s awkward, and I don’t want him running amok with a shotgun, looking for the poor unfortunate soul who had once dated me.
It’s like a big warning sign:
DO NOT DATE THIS GIRL IF YOU ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL AND DO NOT DO DRUGS AND ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 15!
That’s the other thing. I won’t date anyone younger than me. I’ve had offers, but I turned ’em down flat. Sorry, not interested. I can’t handle knowing that I’m older than the kid physically, but if I’m physically older, than I am mentally older too. I am like a mother in my mindset. I have the strange urge to protect everyone. Have you ever seen the movie Raising Helen? I am Joan Cusack’s character to a t, but I keep everything inside.
I mean, what is up with me? Why does my taste suck so badly? It’s horrible, and I can’t really fix it, because it’s like ingrained on my skull. I find the bad boys completely appealing. Add in lip piercings and tattoos and I’m good. I mean, I would marry the Punisher, for God’s sakes, just because he has that edge of danger. Omg, I have problems.
Anyway, I am an anomaly, and men are overrated. Someone help me.